She Ain't Nothin But a Gold Digga

Is this what the world has come too?
Paparazzi taking pictures of a nobody dancing at a party?
Who the hell is Bai Ling anyways?
Is she an asian Paris Hilton?
Ready for the camera at any moment
Looking like *shit*
And doing absolutely nothing for society?
If I'm wrong please let me know

Weekends Rock

So sorry for no posts this weekend. It was Easter and I did my family duty of well, doing family stuff.

I also spent some time with my friends and realized that if I was famous my best friend would totally be Jessica Alba. Could you find a more down to earth celebrity? And she's totally hot, so that would be a bonus. My best friend is too, but she isn't loaded :)

But I mean-- look at her--she seems so relaxed. She's wearing slippers. I wear mine everywhere, and it seems like her friend to the right is wearing chuck taylors. Same color as mine. I know this is a totally superficial comment, but true, nonetheless.

Big Love Sundays HBO

No, I am not being paid to say that, but if HBO wants to send me some royalties, be my guest.


Big Love is on tonight on HBO, around 7, 8, or 9. I'm not sure. It gets tivo'd for me, so I never really know what time.

Anywho, this has to be the best new show to come out lately. It is pretty controversial and I like that in a show.


Here's one good reason to watch the show. Miss Chloe Svigney. May usually be on the worst dressed lists, but she sure can clean up good.


thx M90.org

Shouldn't you be shopping for a movie role?

I feel bad posting this, cuz I loved Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny and Anger Management. But I just wish she would find another cute role like that.






Her biological tock, is like, tickin

i WaNnA rOcK!!!!

I take back everything I once said about Sienna being a trend setter.
I wonder if I can return those skin tight acid wash jeans without a reciept?

JLo's New Wallet

Is that where I put my Black Card?


Thx M90.org

Lindsay becomes Paris

According to US Weekly, Lindsay and Jessica had "words" over that sexy looking man above. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...........


The source says that Lohan sent a round of drinks over to the table where Ratner and Simpson were sitting and was upset when they didn't thank her. After Lindsay ran to the bathroom to throw a fit (yeah a fit of coke up her nose) came up to Jessica and yelled, "What's the matter? When your sister's (Smashlee) around, you can talk shit about me, but now that she's not here, what are you gonna do? C'mon! I'm 19 and you're 25. Say something, you coward!" Simpson then burst into tears telling Lohan she didn't want to cause a scene. That only irritated Lohan more, promting her to scream, "Let's go outside then, you and me. Alone. I don't need to embarass you. I'm not causing a scene. You think I care? Step outside! Let's go!"

Whoa there Lindsay. Snort up a bad rail?

Jessica, as much of a dumbass I think you are, you could totally whoop that skinny coked out bitch's ass! I mean you did all that working out for Dukes of Hazzard and look at her! You could snap her arm like a twig. Stop being such a pussy!