Lindsay becomes Paris

According to US Weekly, Lindsay and Jessica had "words" over that sexy looking man above. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...........


The source says that Lohan sent a round of drinks over to the table where Ratner and Simpson were sitting and was upset when they didn't thank her. After Lindsay ran to the bathroom to throw a fit (yeah a fit of coke up her nose) came up to Jessica and yelled, "What's the matter? When your sister's (Smashlee) around, you can talk shit about me, but now that she's not here, what are you gonna do? C'mon! I'm 19 and you're 25. Say something, you coward!" Simpson then burst into tears telling Lohan she didn't want to cause a scene. That only irritated Lohan more, promting her to scream, "Let's go outside then, you and me. Alone. I don't need to embarass you. I'm not causing a scene. You think I care? Step outside! Let's go!"

Whoa there Lindsay. Snort up a bad rail?

Jessica, as much of a dumbass I think you are, you could totally whoop that skinny coked out bitch's ass! I mean you did all that working out for Dukes of Hazzard and look at her! You could snap her arm like a twig. Stop being such a pussy!