Beauty and the Beasts

She Ain't Nothin But a Gold Digga

2006-04-18T18:24:00.000-07:00

Is this what the world has come too?
Paparazzi taking pictures of a nobody dancing at a party?
Who the hell is Bai Ling anyways?
Is she an asian Paris Hilton?
Ready for the camera at any moment
Looking like *shit*
And doing absolutely nothing for society?
If I'm wrong please let me know

Weekends Rock

2006-04-18T18:17:00.000-07:00

So sorry for no posts this weekend. It was Easter and I did my family duty of well, doing family stuff.

I also spent some time with my friends and realized that if I was famous my best friend would totally be Jessica Alba. Could you find a more down to earth celebrity? And she's totally hot, so that would be a bonus. My best friend is too, but she isn't loaded :)

But I mean-- look at her--she seems so relaxed. She's wearing slippers. I wear mine everywhere, and it seems like her friend to the right is wearing chuck taylors. Same color as mine. I know this is a totally superficial comment, but true, nonetheless.

Big Love Sundays HBO

2006-04-16T12:37:00.000-07:00

No, I am not being paid to say that, but if HBO wants to send me some royalties, be my guest.

Big Love is on tonight on HBO, around 7, 8, or 9. I'm not sure. It gets tivo'd for me, so I never really know what time.

Anywho, this has to be the best new show to come out lately. It is pretty controversial and I like that in a show.

Here's one good reason to watch the show. Miss Chloe Svigney. May usually be on the worst dressed lists, but she sure can clean up good.

thx M90.org

Shouldn't you be shopping for a movie role?

2006-04-16T00:06:00.000-07:00

I feel bad posting this, cuz I loved Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny and Anger Management. But I just wish she would find another cute role like that.

Her biological tock, is like, tickin

i WaNnA rOcK!!!!

2006-04-15T23:57:00.000-07:00

I take back everything I once said about Sienna being a trend setter.
I wonder if I can return those skin tight acid wash jeans without a reciept?

JLo's New Wallet

2006-04-15T23:42:00.000-07:00

Is that where I put my Black Card?

Thx M90.org

Lindsay becomes Paris

2006-04-14T13:56:00.000-07:00

According to US Weekly, Lindsay and Jessica had "words" over that sexy looking man above. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...........

The source says that Lohan sent a round of drinks over to the table where Ratner and Simpson were sitting and was upset when they didn't thank her. After Lindsay ran to the bathroom to throw a fit (yeah a fit of coke up her nose) came up to Jessica and yelled, "What's the matter? When your sister's (Smashlee) around, you can talk shit about me, but now that she's not here, what are you gonna do? C'mon! I'm 19 and you're 25. Say something, you coward!" Simpson then burst into tears telling Lohan she didn't want to cause a scene. That only irritated Lohan more, promting her to scream, "Let's go outside then, you and me. Alone. I don't need to embarass you. I'm not causing a scene. You think I care? Step outside! Let's go!"

Whoa there Lindsay. Snort up a bad rail?

Jessica, as much of a dumbass I think you are, you could totally whoop that skinny coked out bitch's ass! I mean you did all that working out for Dukes of Hazzard and look at her! You could snap her arm like a twig. Stop being such a pussy!

Mariah Smells

2006-04-14T13:45:00.000-07:00

Mirah Carey is the newest celeb to jump on the fragrance making bandwagon. She announced April 6th, that she will be releasing her first perfume through Elizabeth Arden.

I could only imagine what this will smell like.
Possibly her jack russell terrier and zoloft.

Did you dress in the dark?

2006-04-14T13:21:00.000-07:00

WHAT! My tampon string is showing? How can you tell?

The Gospel of U2

2006-04-14T13:14:00.000-07:00

Would seeing these guys make you wanna go to church?

The Grace Episcopal Church in Rhode Island is using the music of U2 for their U2 Eucharist, which is a special event aimed towards bringing more youth to their services.

Yeah Bono makes me wanna worship the big guy
Let me tell ya

2006-04-13T20:12:00.000-07:00

Is this the child that will one day rule the world?

Knowing that Tom never had any biological children of his own, this could be it. The end of the world might be happening sooner than we think. Could depositing his alien semen into a poor, innocent Katie Holmes have been to bring the Spawn of Satan to walk our dear earth?

Is there a bun in da oven?

2006-04-13T20:01:00.000-07:00

Reports today that Chad Michael Murray has denied rumors that his new fiance', Kinzie Dalton, is pregnant.

Hey Chad? Ever heard the term Don't shit where you eat?
Might wanna think about that one..........

They must really be in love. I mean they must have so much in common. A high school senior and a womanizing wanna-be.

Bet Sophia is pretty stoked she found out about your cheatin ass as quickly as she did.

She blinded us with K-Fed

2006-04-13T19:39:00.000-07:00

Mr. Spears has supposedly sampled Thomas Dolby's "She Blinded Me With Science" for his latest single off of his debut album America's Most Hated. If I thought my stomach could handle listening to it, I might, but I know I'll vomit my lunch.

Is it just me, or does K-Fed look stoned here?

Think Paul's Happy?

2006-04-13T19:30:00.000-07:00

To avoid bankruptcy, Michael Jackson is in talks to let Sony buy half of the rights to the Beatle's music.

Think that will make Paul happy?

I bet he regrets duetting with Michael on "The Girl is Mine"

I know I'm behind the times

2006-04-13T18:20:00.000-07:00

I know, I know, this pic has probably been posted a gazillion times, but I love it.
Either she threw this up ten minutes after the photo was taken, or she chewed it up and spit it back into her Diet Coke.

Overboard

2006-04-13T18:14:00.000-07:00

Why couldn't she have just fallen in the ocean. I'm sure the sharks wouldn't have attacked her though. They like pretty smelling fish. Not STD bearing worthless socialites.